no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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