did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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