Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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