I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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