Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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