are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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