And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
