You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
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my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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