People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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