idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I want to make a zoo with you.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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