i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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