took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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