question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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