I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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