Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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