If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
