you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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