Do you still have your period?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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