You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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