Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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