it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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