you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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