please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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