Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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