I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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