you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
