It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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