well you can't waste a boner
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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