i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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