Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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