who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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