Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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