You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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