Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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