Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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