Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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