My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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