what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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