WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
kristin has been a bad kristin
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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