Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Randomize
