Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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