Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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