You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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