And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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