My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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