Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Boobs speak an international language.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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