you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Still dying that you shit outside
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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