Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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