And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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