i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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