four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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