He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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