Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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